oh Luna, you eternal loser
hey, did you know my store is open until saturday?? now you do!
reflective surfaces are hazardous to dragons, who as a species are prone to powerful bouts of self-infatuation
I dunno about you, but I’m really excited about Hasbro’s new direction with their girls toy products. Collect them all!
I guess I don’t have to spend money on that videogame now because I already got to play the better and cooler version with more talking animals! YOU’RE WELCOME, CAPCOM.